Wow, I've been slacking!

Things have been busy. I can't remember the last time I had an off day. It's been pretty much a week and a half of work, sleep, maybe squeeze in some friend time, back to work or sleep.

I'm slacking on this so much but I will get right back to normal as soon as possible!

This weekend I will be in Nashville, and then next weekend hopefully a college friend I haven't seen in forever is coming down and then like two weeks after that I'll be going up to DC for four days. In between I will find time for you internet buddies, I will!

Yeah that's right, I'm going up to DC for four days in November. About fucking time. I just need to be "home" for a bit.

NEWS BULLET: It was my dog's birthday today, she is now six years old, RECOGNIZE! She can now stop aging, please.

So anyways, stay cool guys, your little midget apparently-middle-eastern-looking girl is not going anywhere!

I'll be back!

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Pssst! I may have a bit of a crush on someone. Oh em gee right!?

I hate when this happens.

I'm blank! Completely blank! All day I've been thinking of all the things I wanted to write about tonight. I had some good shit (seriously, I'm not joking), but now it's all gone. I can't remember any of it. I just reheated Chinese food and ate that to see if the Asian magic would refresh my memory, but that didn't work either.

So I guess I'm just going to recap what's been going on lately, and hope something comical comes out of it. Pre-warning, this is probably going to be a shitty post.



Last night we celebrated my friend's 18th birthday. Yes, so young. Though I can't really say anything, since I'm only a year and a half older. Anyways, we had some good times, it was a great evening. The picture above is of Dustin (Asian birthday boy with the big ears) and Cameron (read him at CzarSheehan) drinking the night away. Mikee and Mat were also in attendance. So was Cameron's brother, but he plays video games so consistently it never quite feels like he's actually there if you get what I mean.

Anywho, Mikee, Cameron, and Dustin, fit together like bread, peanut butter, and jelly. They all have the same humor (which I find hilarious and others would not understand at all) and when they get together they constantly bounce jokes off one another, for ever. It's like a comedy triangle. It is perfect, and a highlight of my life. I haven't laughed as much as I did last night in a while.

So yeah, that party was the reason for my shit day today. I had to take Dustin & Mikee all the way back to Mobile (hour drive there, hour drive back), and then go to work, and let me tell you! Caitlin was not feeling so hot. I slept curled in a ball on Cameron's couch and the resulting neck cramp was of great annoyance, plus I was slightly hungover. I bitched out at work, and got someone to cover for me. So now I'm home early and everyone, EVERYONE, decided to invite me out on the one night I just want to sleep. Of course. That's always what happens. The night that I'm so hyper I resemble a crack head, have tons of cash, and no work the next day, everyone will either be sleeping, out of town, or dead or something. As my mother says, Murphy's Law.

On to more boring stuff, yesterday Jessica (my very best friend ever) got her first tattoo, courtesy of my tattoo artist also, CW of Royal Street Tattoo. It is very pretty and I was an idiot and forgot to take a picture of the finished product but I do have this.



It was nice watching someone else go through so much pain. I'm usually the one under the needle, never have I been in the other chair, watching the madness. It was a nice break. Next week the break's over and I'm back to pain. I can't wait for my sleeve to be finished!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I BEAT WAL-MART'S FUCKING ASS.
Yeah, next week I get an upgrade to nicer tires for free (brand new Goodyears), a set of locking lug-nuts, and a little cash back for my troubles. I don't feel bad since Wal-Mart could easily pay for my entire life. I'm glad I got them back. Maybe next time they won't be such idiots.

Alright, randomness, since I don't know what else to do:

- Was driving on the interstate today and caught the travel bug that easily. I want to go go go! Something about just being on those highways with trees on both sides going 80 mph gets me so antsy. I absolutely love traveling via car. Pulling off the interstate to go home today was a shitty moment. I wanted to just keep going.

- I have been coughing horribly for the last few days and I want to rip my throat out. How come everyone else gets to stay home when they don't feel so hot but I soldier through as if nothing is different? Maybe because I'm broke and they can afford to stay home. We'll go with that.

- I live with too many people (just so you know), and one of them has a little Boston Terrier named Boo (why!?). Well I have a one year old 10lb Lion King cat named Kokoro. Kokoro was raised by my German Shepherd and myself, so he grew up loving dogs. He plays and sleeps with my big dog constantly, has never had any problems with new dogs (plays with most of them too), and he's pretty much the greatest cat ever. Even so, for some unknown reason, Kokoro hates the shit out of Boo. Either he hates him or has decided Boo is actually a mini impala meant to die for his pleasure. Kokoro doesn't hiss at him or growl at him, he stalks him, charges him, slaps him, terrorizes him, and the other day he tackled Boo, pinned him on the ground, and just started whacking the shit out of him. He was in such a frenzy he bit my Mom when she picked him up and he never does stuff like that. So yeah, they have to stay separated now. I feel sorry for Boo, he's fucking terrified and he did nothing to deserve this. At least my cat can beat the shit out of a dog. I hope you don't get the impression that he is crazy, because he isn't. He's sweet and kind, and very non cat like.

- I just wrote a full paragraph about my cat. Number one sign this post is going to shit!

- I took some pictures the other day. I'm trying to get back into photography but I don't ever want to explore this little town and that is 75% of my problem. The other 25% being I have a camera that doesn't even have a setting to set the shutter speed. It's so crappy. I got these two the other night though:



- A random mob of hyperactive teenage girls attacked me in April, when I was in Chinatown in DC, because I had a camera and they wanted their fucking pictures, like now. So I took pictures of them (well, was rather forced into it) and the girl snatched my phone and typed in her email (you have no idea how forceful she was) and asked me to send them to her. I just got around to it, two days ago. This should give you an idea of my procrastination problem. April!? Here is one of them:



- I just can't think of anything I actually wanted to write about so I'm ending this. Maybe after I get some sleep I'll actually remember something. Before you go, an acting lesson from Keanu Reeves, courtesy of Comixed.