I want to have a going away party, and I want to invite all of my friends! The problem is, I hang out with different people, and if I really do that, it could potentially be as awkward as this:
Okay, that's a little
too far, maybe this situation would fit the awkward feeling more:
Yeah...
I just don't know if
all of my friends would get along. First of all, the age difference. I normally hang out with people between the ages of 18-24, but if I invited
all of my friends, it'd probably be more like 16-26, with the occasional 15 & 34 year old.
So many different groups would be represented...
The married people. Whether or not they are actually married, you know who these couples are. They always stick together, and while they may be fun to hang out with, sometimes inviting them to a balls-out-holy-fuck-shit-drunk-omg party may prove boring for them.
The metal kids.They have a lot of tattoos and piercings, and many times have no money or vehicles in which to transport themselves (personal experience people!), and while the ones I hang out with are extremely intelligent, funny, and top of the barrel artists, some kids may find them scary and intimidating.
The preppy kids.These are the kids who probably wouldn't know what to do with the metal kids. They would bring a lot of alcohol, and they would probably know how to party the best due to them spending most of their high school/college years doing just that, but they can be snobby (you know it's true), and it would piss everyone else off.
The nerds.Actually a lot of nerds I hang out with are pretty hot, and not socially awkward, but they still tend to get into hour long discussions about hacking and World of Warcraft, and while I myself may enjoy these thoughtful insights, it can throw others off.
The hipsters.They'd supply good music, plenty of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and they'd all be dressed fine as hell. I think everyone else would be ashamed, actually.
The gays.They would wonder why there's so many fucking straight people at the party and leave. There goes the chance of anything
really interesting happening during the night.
The intellectuals.They would sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves and make fun of everyone else at the party (AHEM, Cameron and Sean!), and while this might be incredibly entertaining to me, it probably wouldn't be to others. Especially the snobby preppy kids.
The atheists.They'd piss off all the religious preppy kids.
The Christians.They'd piss off all the nerds and metal kids.
The kids who don't fit anything else.That person who hacks computers, listens to hardcore rap, metal, and techno, dresses quite well (almost preppy/hipster combo like), has a lot of tattoos, can talk to intellectuals or retards, and is also bisexual (that person is out there and when I find him/her, he/she will be my best friend).
And then...
The drunk bitch.There's one at every party, and with this many options, there's no telling what said drunk bitch of the night would conjure up.
Good idea? One can't know until they attempt it...
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ATTN FRIENDS: Yes, it's based off all of you, and oh my gawd, if you get offended by this joke, you're no longer invited.
